ask me any question and i will tell you what you should do!! i’ve been told that i give the best advice. almightyjak also gives good advice. go to his wordpress’s advice column it is very cool. just obey me and everything will turn out fine…
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dear pink,
lol…. ok anyways blucky is mad at me on dw cause she thinks im mean to waddlez. which i am soemtiems cause he is mean to me. but she always sticks up for himeevn tho she is my bff in REAl life. i dont kno what to do cause shes really making me sad and mad cause everyone basiclly hates me for some reason i do not understand. help o great pink one.
~frosty
dear frosty,
ignore waddlez and ask blucky why she hates you. then punch her. and virtual punch waddlez. keep punching them til they lose at least one tooth. especially blucky. also, keep calling me o great pink one i like it that is a good idea
-o great pink one
lol. can do boss i mean o great pink one
frosty add something about yourself on the about the ppl who work here page.
your a very smart person 4 thinking of callling me o great pink one
dont 4get 2 worship me day and night with the phrases and activities i told you to do.
lol okey dokey
thats very very creepy in a way
why would u tell someone to punch their best friend in the face… ouch
lol he’s right
im getting even more random each day… my stroodel commited suicide.. he jumped off the counter and his strawberry filling splattered all over the place.. he was a brave piece of stroodel.. no stroodel was harmed in the making of this true story
ur being obsessed with stroodle. should have never told u that word…seriously. u creepo
oh god..
YOU GOT ANOTHER NEW AVATAR FROSTY!
here’s wut o great pink one thinks of this comment: WHO CARES WHAT “AVATAR” FROSTY HAS?!?!
YES I DID PEAR
Pear24’s Words: You responded to that quick. litterally about 2 seconds
no dip
well sssooorrryyy
lol my stroodel nevr committed suicide. i think yours maybe was depressed calv.
i committed homicide of my gummy bear. i bit his little head right off.
:’-(
lol
i told her 2 punch her bff in the face cuz the bff was being a jerk apparently. and if somebody is being a jerk, what do u do?
PUNCH THEM TIL THEY’RE UNABLE TO BREATHE!!
LOL
ouchy
I’m super cool
What do i do if there’s this nerd, and it beats up this bully in my class? Should I stand and watch or beat up the nerd, the bully, or beat up both of them? (P.S. I made this up cuz I know that you will have a funny response) Please respond soon! I need help!
Dear Pera24,
I have 2 solutions 4 u. (1)i think you should sniff the nerd and tell the nerd that he smells like a taco. Tell the bully that he’s as eeewwyy as a roach. then the bully will beat you up and you will be dead possibly. OR….
(2) when the bully is about 2 hurt the nerd, start chanting, “BITE! BITE! BITE!” instead of “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” fighting is bad. you should encourage the bully to BITE instead.
i give the best advice.
lol ur so weird
lol i like giving advice. maybe its my hobbie?? MAYBE when i grow up i should be like dr. phil instead of an actress or fashion designer….? NO. its just a hobbie.
I said the nerd beats up the bully! not the bully beats up the nerd!
oOoOoOoOhHhHhH…….. gimme a second 2 think of new advice……
=p
Dear Pear24,
Here’s your new advice:
(1) sniff the nerd and tell him he smells like a taco.
(2) lick the bully & tell him he tastes like Dr. Pepper.
(3) bite the hall moniter & tell them they’re not monitoring the fight enough.
(4) force the bully & the nerd to do yoga and resolve their problems peacefully without fighting or biting.
Love,
O Great Pink One <333
u give the best advice dr. o great pink one
im like the attractive version of dr phil :]
SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS & PROBLEMS!! i like giving advice
lol heehee
Dear Pear24,
Well there has been a slight problem, IM NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE GUMMY BEARS ANYMORE. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! They have to much sugar and make me more of a spazz then usuall. i need to find a way to get my gummy bears back. (note this is not real lol) HELP ME!!!!
~frosty
Pear24’s Words: yay! advice for me to answer!
im gonna give advice this time:
1. sniff a table and wish for a desk
2. eat a magic bean and ask it for a box filled with gummi bears
3. eat someone else
4. set a magic guitar on fire until it gives you gummi bears
5. sniff who ever wont let you have them
HEY HEY BACK UP. PEAR I DONT WANT YOUR STINKIN ADVICE ADN DOTN EDIT MY COMMENTS o great pink one help me
oh and pear if u get all senstive about that i was jut kidding…ok? good.
Dear Frosty,
OMIGOD I FEEL SO BAD 4 U! if i couldnt have gummy bears anymore i would kill myself. sooo…. you can kill yourself, but u probably shouldnt. You can secretly sneak gummy bears into your mouth. OR eat gummy bears at a place where the gummy haters aren’t at. OR you can watch the gummy bear song and try to remember the fantabulousness of gummy bears. OR find a new gummy treat to enjoy such as gummy worms. OR find your happy place. PS: y cant u have gummy bears?!
Dear anyone who wants to give me advice:
i want some advice so i will not make up a problem:
I sniffed someone and they smell bad and their smell got stuck in my nose. how do i get the smell out of my nose?? (this isnt real)
From: O Great Pink One :]
suicideal
Dear Pink,
You go get tons of ketchup
put the ketchup in a bowl
dip your head in the toilet
woops i mean dip it in the ketchup
fake a nose bleed and go to the hospital
get free thinsg from ppl
go home
get lilacs
ta da!
~frosty
hi pink i have a question. would you like for me to be your slave and make me wash your feet with my tongue?
~your slave~ lol long live pink, lol i agree you should be a giant
frosty:Wash mine to they smell lol
no im not a dude now do it
lol
ya u shuld totally b my slave! u can carry me on ur back while i shop. we’ll go 2 abercrombie, hollister, aeropostale, and american eagle [;
also you can paint my nails!! woohoo!
YOUR THE BEST SLAVE [;
Make her clean your feet with her tounge it quite refreshing ;D
oh ho. a new york footstool. this is good very good. GO RED SOX! IN YOUR FACE YANKEE’S!
yankees are waaaay better than red sox