we all know that you worship me, Pink11, future ruler/dictator of the world. please continue to worship me and force your friends, enemies, and random strangers to also worship me. its very easy to worship me during the day, but at night, it might be hard to enter my site because of your bedtime. well don't worry about that. before bed, i want you to gargle for five minutes while repeating this phrase: "I love Pink11. She is a kind ruler and respects her subjects. Thank you Pink11 for allowing me to worship you." When you wake up in the morning, I want you to do this: Walk around your whole house while brushing your teeth(this should be done for at least 2 minutes) and repeating this phrase: "I pledge alliegance to Pink11 and will one day aid her in gaining control of the world. Pink is my favorite color, mood, and ruler. Thank you for allowing me to worship you, Pink11."
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